Little Edie's Agent is Fired!!

Actually, she doesn't have an agent, but if she did they would be fired. STAT! What the hell????How could they make this movie without her??? I mean she lives in Beverly Hills so she would have saved them some money right there. They probably had to go to Mexico to find the dogs for this movie and then they probably got ripped off when the Mexicans got smart and said "Los Chihuhua's especiales cuestan cinquenta mil cada uno" (the special chihuahua's cost $50k each).

And they also got ripped off here with their math cause I'm sorry but not only is Little Edie is 100% warrior and 100% lover she is 100% fierce and 100% f'ing CUTE, ok????? And she is the best Chee-WOW-wa that I know. Ask anybody who knows her. They think so too. Whatever......

So, the Oscar front-runner in this movie is a Beverly Hills chihuahua who goes on vacation with her family in Mexico and gets lost. Chaos and adventure ensues. Of course. How original. Little Edie would go somewhere glamorous like Monaco and get lost there with some hot French Poodle. Much more fun.

Anyways....the film features Jamie Lee Curtis and the voices of Salma Hayek, Andy Garcia, Drew Barrymore, Edward James Olmos and Cheech Marin. Of course, they had to get the latinos involved so all the dogs will sound "Mexican". I LOVE that Drew Barrymore is in the mix. She is, after all, playing the role of the real Little Edie in the Grey Gardens movie due out this fall. She is forgiven. Otherwise.......Yes. I'm bitter..... Just like her namesake, my Little Edie has been waiting for her big audition and she BLEW it by not making this one.